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I
knew
something was wrong when he lost interest in a slice of Tyson's
chicken (his favorite).
By
the time I got him to the vet, his breathing was labored and his
eyes were overly bright, but distracted. He died quietly while
he was being treated.
"Heart
attack," said Harriet. "He died very quickly."
She
gave me a slip of paper that said "Client number 522, date: 1-15-01;
Patient:
"Teddie."
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I
brought
him home, of course He can join some old friends under the locust
in the upper part of the garden: Fergus, Tigger and Piddy-Pat
- all the cats that used to sleep with him. Now, they can sleep
together again.
I
found Teddie in a dumpster in 1988. Somebody had put him out
with the trash. They had also beaten the hell out of him, and
he spent several weeks behind the couch in my living room. The
vet who treated him estimated his age at three of four, and
noted that he would probably always be a little nervous around
strangers. He was a small dog, black and tan, (a kind of degenerate
Benji of movie fame) wire-haired, with short legs, perky ears
and an ingratiating grin - the latter being a toothy affair
that always puzzled people. "Where did he learn to do that?"
they would say. I haven't any idea, but he used it like a flag
of truce on everyone. "I come in peace," he seemed to say. Then,
he would roll over on his back and grin some more.
For
a while, he was not sure he wanted to stay with me I was definitely
weird, and when we went to town, he became alarmed when I blew
the horn, made obscene gestures at other motorists and cursed
loudly. Besides, the world was a big place, and although someone
had bobbed his tail, he had not been altered. I think Teddie
wanted to be a lover. During the first year, I came home most
afternoons, to find that he was gone - visiting a huge Dalmatian
up in the cove. It was a doomed love affair. I always found
him staring adoringly at the big dog and grinning. After a month,
I had him "fixed" and within a few days, he had become meditative
and thoughtful, more interested in intellectual pursuits than
carnal affairs. Eventually, he began traveling with me on the
storytelling circuit. I placed two large cushions on his seat
so he could see out, and he became addicted to hanging out the
window. (He once fell out in Highlands, rolling into an autumn
ditch filled with leaves.)
I
know it is foolish to say so, but I never had a better friend.
When he decided to cast his lot with me his devotion was total
and unconditional. For twelve years he slept with me, attended
storytelling sessions in Georgia and Tennessee, and had his
picture made by hundreds of folks. He usually slept at my feet
when I taught, rousing himself to bark when I reached a punch
line. He announced visitors on my porch with long yodeling barks
(a definite help since I am deaf) and he loved TV. I used to
watch the movie "Blue" just to see him attack my speakers when
a nest of baby rats began squeaking in one scene. He also howled
accompaniment when I played Gregorian chants or the Andrews
sisters. on my huge stereo. (Well, when you are deaf, they have
to be huge!) He was given to attacking large dogs who came into
my yard, but he was fortunate in that they always seemed to
have a sense of humor. Each morning, he did a survey of his
kingdom, from house to barn to garden, checking for rats and
possums and dangerous robins.
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I
wish I could tell you a story about how he saved my life, snatching
me from burning buildings, treacherous waters or homicidal robbers...But,
no, he just slept against my shoulder for twelve years and rode
10,000 miles with me. On cold winter nights, he slept in my lap
as I read and when he was awake, he spent a lot of time staring
adoringly at me as though I were the King of the Universe. So,
yeah, maybe he did save my life, in a way.
The
Appalachian writer, James Still, once wrote a poem about heaven,
noting that if there were such a place, he had no desire to go
there unless his dog was going to be there, too. Now, that is
a thought. Imagine arriving at the Pearly Gates and hearing that
yodeling bark from within, and Teddie, racing out between Saint
Peter's legs and rolling on his back and grinning a welcome!
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